the ghosts’ (re?)death rattles come from the wiimote

excuse me while i NOPE OFF INTO THE SUN

I have NOPE’d aloud like twice at this game; I dunno if it’s the addition of motion controls or what but I feel a sudden and intense need for an adult.

(Okay maybe not intense but I kind of wish I had a second person here.)

sneaking past a frillion stormguard at once

my nerves

are shot

I AM OKAY WITH EXACTLY NONE OF THIS

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WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK

THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT FUCKING AROUND

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE DONE GURL BYE

Everybody bitched so much about all of these things that make Lara very, very human, and they’re turning out to be my favourite part of this game.

Oh. Okay. So, we’re hunting Yamatai-koku.

I know this folklore and the historical debate.

(Now I’m just creeped right the fuck out.)

Wow, Desmond’s side of things … everything is getting so intense and heartbreaking so fast every time I get out of the Animus, it’s a little overwhelming.

I mean, I knew going into this I was probably going to get hit with a lot of feelings, but this is …

Connor you are the cutest thing ever, someone help me I want like three of him.

Lobcock is my new favourite word ever.